The Nightman
Cometh
A musical by Charlie Kelly. Featuring love, darkness, and a troll with a concerning payment policy. The cast would like to clarify a few things.
THE COMMUNITY NOTICEBOARD / COMMUNITY NOT CONSULTED
What’s on.
Plans are subject to change, arrest,
or Dennis deciding the vibe is wrong.
The Nightman
Chardee
MacDennis
The game of games. Three levels of escalating bullshit. The rules are extensive, the cheating is immediate, and the board is nailed down for a reason.
Fight Milk
Investor Mixer
A revolutionary business opportunity, according to the two men shouting “crow” at the overhead projector. Business attire. No sleeves.
Timeshare
Masterclass
Come for free golf clubs. Leave owning three weeks in Florida. Mac and Dennis will explain how the salesman definitely lost.
Paddy’s Dollars
Economy 101
A Power Card becomes a business plan. The money moves in a circle. The bar runs out of booze. Dennis and Mac would like a moment to check their working.
Intervention.
Then drinks.
Frank brought wine in a can. Gail the Snail invited herself. This was supposed to be an intervention. Now we need a second one—and somebody to salt the Snail.
ALL EVENTS EXIST ENTIRELY IN OUR HEADS. SAME AS MOST OF THE BUSINESS PLAN.