FIVE PEOPLE. ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY.
The gang.
An organizational chart would imply organization.
Here are the people responsible.
Dennis Reynolds
Co-owner / self-appointed five-star man
The face of Paddy’s, according to Dennis. Also the creative director, quality-control department, and sole author of his own performance review. Has spent six hours choosing a photograph for this website and rejected every single one.
- Primary qualification
- Turning a minor inconvenience into a lengthy personal manifesto.
- Current status
- Would like the lighting adjusted. Again.
“Five stars. I have decided.”
Human Resources is a cardboard box behind the bar. It is currently on fire.