SOUTH PHILADELPHIA, PAOPEN. PROBABLY.

The Gang Makes a Website

Welcome,
assholes.

A neighborhood institution. A public nuisance. Occasionally, a functioning bar.

WHAT’LL YOU HAVE? Lower your expectations. Then lower them again.
An imagined Paddy’s Pub: a worn wooden bar, green walls, old stools, and warm amber lights
YOUR NEW LOW POINT.COME ON IN.
HEALTH INSPECTIONIT’S
COMPLICATEDPLEASE STOP ASKING

SAME SHITHOLE. NEW WEBSITE.

Everybody knows
your name.
Nobody gives a shit.

Pull up a stool. There’s beer in the taps, something in the vents, and five people arguing about whose idea this was.

We’d tell you more about our values, but Dennis is still editing that paragraph.

MEET MANAGEMENT
THE WALL OF QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
ONE NIGHT. TOO MUCH CONTEXT.

THE
NIGHTMAN
COMETH

A musical by Charlie Kelly

It’s a love story.
Apparently.

READ THE PLAYBILL GAME NIGHT

CHARDEE
MACDENNIS

The game of games.
The end of friendships.

NO FRIENDS.
NO MERCY.KNOW THE RULES

Do not remove flyers. Charlie knows where you live.